Lessons learned, well kinda, in no particular order....
-Never kiss your cat after applying a fresh coat of chap stick.
-Chickens don't like to lay down and be covered up like humans. (Come on, I was only two)
-When your Mom tells you to stay out of her nail polish, don't put your socks and shoes on when you hear her coming! Never did save those socks.
-You never know when you're making a memory for someone.
- If you make your bed sideways, you can fit more kids in it.
-Those little white gloves that Mom makes you wear to Sunday school are NOT to be used as toilet paper. (Okay, I'm really dating myself there).
-When your big brother picks on you all day, wait for him to fall asleep to punch him in the eye.
-There is a big difference between wishful thinking and regrets. Treat them respectively.
-There is nothing to fear about dying. Once you realize you've done it before, it's no big thing.
-Always have a close girlfriend.
-Husbands and fathers are "guys" not "gods". They make mistakes and that's okay.
-That lady on the street corner asking for help may be more than she seems.
-Be faithful and true...to yourself.
-Find humor in everything, especially yourself. It's there, just look.
-There is always more to learn.
-Never kiss your cat after applying a fresh coat of chap stick.
-Chickens don't like to lay down and be covered up like humans. (Come on, I was only two)
-When your Mom tells you to stay out of her nail polish, don't put your socks and shoes on when you hear her coming! Never did save those socks.
-You never know when you're making a memory for someone.
- If you make your bed sideways, you can fit more kids in it.
-Those little white gloves that Mom makes you wear to Sunday school are NOT to be used as toilet paper. (Okay, I'm really dating myself there).
-When your big brother picks on you all day, wait for him to fall asleep to punch him in the eye.
-There is a big difference between wishful thinking and regrets. Treat them respectively.
-There is nothing to fear about dying. Once you realize you've done it before, it's no big thing.
-Always have a close girlfriend.
-Husbands and fathers are "guys" not "gods". They make mistakes and that's okay.
-That lady on the street corner asking for help may be more than she seems.
-Be faithful and true...to yourself.
-Find humor in everything, especially yourself. It's there, just look.
-There is always more to learn.
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